and yep, you people are still funny. I missed you all.
…okay, most of you.
…okay, some of you.
An Etymological Venn Diagram of MLB Team Names
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I’m not a baseball fan, but I like things like this. However, shouldn’t the Cardinals be with the Animals as well?
Angela, I’m deeply sorry if I offended you when I drew you on your mighty steed.
I realize now that a skirt that short would not have properly concealed your heroic balls.
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Not.
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Not DVSJR, that’s for goddamn sure.